When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- that tasty dish, just for two

C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good
You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could

Well I was raised a little cad, with a stack of Playboys my daddy had,
Soon I was on the road to sin
Some Catholic girls liked to play along, sneakin' out to Van Halen songs
That began my life-long binge
I thought about a normal life, instead of runnin' around half the night,
Takin' someone to slow me down
I could be some girl's Mister Right, settle down, three kids and a wife,
That really don't sound so bad

C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good
You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could