Please give up this space
To someone worthy
Of course we are not worthy
To rest our bones
Ignore the human race
At your peril
Although magazine values
Are all around
I see tired and deflated faces
What is this thing un-happening
Climb on to the magic bus
Soon you will be part of us
Tra la la la lah (etc)
If you see an unattended package or bag
Don?t ignore it, don't touch it
Alert a police officer
Or a member of staff
Look out please, mind the gap
Watch out for the people trap
Here we are, going down
Hold on before we hit the ground
Look out please, mind the gap
Stiletto stuck, in the cracks
Look out please, mind the gap
Someone is gonna get a slap
Ditto, ok, that's cool, that's fine
Yes sir, no sir, sorry, no thanks
Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah dah (etc)
Mind the gap, mind the gap
Better mind the gap, mind the gap
Tra la la la lah, la lah la la lah, la la lah