Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
But when evenin' comes around and it's time to hit the town
Where do you go?

The old folks say that ya gotta end your date by ten
But if you're out on a date, don't you bring her home late 'cuz it's a sin
You know there's no excuse, you know you're gonna lose you never win
I'll say it again

And it's all because
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
When evenin' rolls around and it's time to hit the town
Where do you go?

I pulled into a drive in and I found a place to park
We hopped into the backseat where it's always nice and dark
I'm thinking to myself, Bret this is a breeze
Then there's a light in my eye and a guy says
"Out of the car long hair, owee, you're coming with me"
Said the local police, baby, baby, baby

And it's all because
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
But when evenin' rolls around and it's time to Hit the town
Where do you go?

Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
They just ain't cool and they ain't about to start
Your mama don't dance and you daddy don't rock
Your mama don't dance, no, she just don't dance, no
Your mama don't dance and you daddy don't rock and roll
Oh, no, n-n-n no, babe