Get a bandage put it on the problem
Find a drawer or get a secret hideaway
Lifes too short to actually try to fix it
Run for lunch and delegate authority

Too much work to simply authorize it
Call downstairs to another department
Play for time and hope that they forget it
Go online see what the spammers sent

Don't you know what I'm talking about
Don't you know what I'm talking about

Nothing to do but talk on the telephone
Time well spent while planning the golf trip
Have a meeting to talk about nothing
Ignoring everybody on the second shift

Come in late but they have to leave early
Too much for them we have to fix the mess
Special parking spot by the front door
Ask for answers managers only guess

Don't you know what I'm talking about
Don't you know what I'm talking about

Don't you know it isn't my problem
Pass the buck to somebody else that cares
Pick another idiot to fetch it
Hows the market what about the bonus shares

Don't ask them they're only getting twice the pay
Don't ask them they never care what you say
Don't ask them especially for money
Don't ask them they only think it's funny