She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage,
And she won't eat eggs,
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey
She won't have a steak,

But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, i can't stop cryin'
'cause I know this broccoli's dead

Vegetarian? I'm not a vegetarian,
VegetarianShe's a

Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
How can I sleep? When carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
You say "It's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead

Save a plant, eat a cow,
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!