All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes
Marvel at your plastic breats and your plastic thighs
CHORUS:
My Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
You're the perfect guy's accessory
Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see
Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave
Get for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
CHORUS
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left and ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
CHORUS
She's my Polyester Girl
Shiniest in all the world