I rember way back when i was just a boy,
goin places with my mom and dad,
used to scare me to death the way momma used to act
after six or seven beers she;s had
we were sittin round a table when momma got disabled
all the liquor runnin to her head,
well i got to chokin daddy wasn't jokin when he grabbed me by the arm and said

"CHORUS"
don't look now momma's got her boobs out
showing everybody in town,
our faces gettin red we were wishin we were dead,
there where people standing all around
well when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin,
there's nothing anybody can do,
you just hope and pray there never comes a day when momma's out drinkin with you

"Verse 2"

so we got in the truck we were on our way home
when momma said she had to go,
daddy pulled it over,
we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin on a show
so we started up the truck
and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,
we heard momma hollar
if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these

"CHORUS"