I wanna pierce my brain!
I wanna pierce my brain!
I wanna pierce my brain!
I wanna pierce my brain!
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

I've got metal in my ears
A dozen rings of steel
My tongue is perforated
And I love the way it feels
My belly button and a nipple
Don't forget my nose
I'm running out of places
Where a dude can poke some holes

I'm gonna pierce my brain!
I'm gonna pierce my brain!
I'm gonna pierce my brain!
I'm gonna pierce my brain!
(AHHHHHHH!!)

I went down to the piercing parlor
Said they'd pierce my brain
They said I won't survive it
So it had to be prepaid
I had to put them in my will
I hope they're satisfied
They made me write a little note
It saying suicide

Don't wanna pierce my brain!
Don't wanna pierce my brain!
Don't wanna pierce my brain!
Don't wanna pierce my brain!
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

I woke up with a headache
And a bandage on my head
I couldn't remember nothing
About what I just did
I don't regret my actions
So don't go feeling sad
'Cause I'm working at the airport
Screening people's bags

I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!
I pierced my brain!