[Run-DMC]

Run-DMC, the Kings of Queens
And we in this month's Penthouse, Magazine
You can find out things that you never knew
About Run-DMC in the April issue

[DMC]

Like, I was a kid, this is what I did
I grabbed a Penthouse, and then I hid
I peeked at the pictures, but never knew

[Run]

There are a lot of def articles to read, too

[DMC]

You'll find out in our interview
About what is a lie, and what is true
So now I read it, instead of just look it
You know you'll need it, to know what's cookin
So grab your April Penthouse, and put it in your hands

[Run]

It's available now at your favorite newsstand, RRRR-AHH!

[announcer]
Also, in the April issue of Penthouse
A special edition of Four Magazine, absolutely free