A trust fund and a scholarship and what'd ya got to show?
A stupid look upon your face and a fuckin' ring in your nose?
Flannel shirt and dreadlocks with your pants hanging around your ass
Passing joints like passing wind Praying you'll get good grades
Sucking cock to pay for student aid
You're just a lousy college boy ( A stupid kid with a broken toy )
Another lousy college boy ( Future star of the unemployed )
You think you know all you need from what you learned in class
Until your wise-ass smarmy attitude gets you a boot in the ass
Every night's a party when Daddy pays the rent
You're the patron saint of the liberal arts
Soulless moron with your faceless doom, pushing a pencil or floating a broom
You're just a lousy college boy ( A stupid kid with a broken toy )
Another lousy college boy ( Future star of the unemployed )
How the hell do you expect to grow when your parents paid for everything that you know?
When mom and daddy's gone, maybe then you'll find
Life ain't so appealing in the soup kitchen line
You wasted four years and they've moved on
Never learned a trade Who you gonna lean on?
Thought you had it made Now they turn the heat on
Ideas in your head Suicide It fits you
You're not the first or the last, no one's gonna miss you
You made fun of the slobs who had to go to work
But who's laughing now, you fucking jerk?