I been norman mailered, maxwell taylored
I been john oharad, mcnamarad
I been rolling stoned and beatled till Im blind
I been ayn randed, nearly branded
Communist, cause Im left-handed
Thats the hand I use, well, never mind!
I been phil spectored, resurrected
I been lou adlered, barry sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from lenny bruce,
And all my wealth wont buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day

I knew a man, his brain was so small,
He couldnt think of nothing at all
Hes not the same as you and me
He doesnt dig poetry hes so unhip that
When you say dylan, he thinks youre talking about dylan thomas,
Whoever he was
The man aint got no culture,
But its alright, ma,
Everybody must get stoned

I been mick jaggered, silver daggered
Andy warhol, wont you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
Been roy haleed and art garfunkeled
I just discovered somebodys tapped my phone