I'm on fire
And now I think I'm ready
To bust out a move
Check it out, I'm rockin' steady
Go!

Betty won't stop
Listening to modern rock
How she hates to be alone
I try to compensate
Her lack of love with coffee cake
Ice cream and a bottle of ten dollar wine
She say, "Hey, I rock the haro sport
I rock the cowgirl blues
I rock too fast for love, I'm footloose in my velcro shoes
What's up with Will & Grace?
I don't get drum and bass
The future freaks me out"

I'm on fire
And now I think I'm ready
To bust a move
Check it out, I'm rockin' steady
To the beat in my head that goes oh oh oh
I know that she's the only one
I'd rather waste our time together
Yeah, 'cuz we can get down

Betty can't quit
Carving question marks in my wrist
How come we're so alone
We waste away the days
With nicotine and television samples
From an era we hate to admit, we embrace
We fail to represent
We fail to be content
We fail at everything we ever even try to attempt
And so the story goes
As only Betty knows
It's time we take control

I'm on fire
And now I think I'm ready
To bust a move
Check it out, I'm rockin' steady
To the beat in my head that goes oh oh oh
I know that she's the only one
I'd rather waste my time with her

Betty
I need you
I miss you
I'm so alone
Without you
To call up on the weekends
With my cellular phone
Betty, it's so hard to relate
To the whole human race
I don't know where to begin
I don't know where to begin
If we could both find a way
To do the things that we say
We might not sit in our rooms
And drink our daydreams away
Betty, I'm a dreamer
No, I'm not a vicious schemer
Oh Betty won't youAh, fuck it

I'm on fire
And now I think I'm ready
To bust a move
Check it out, I'm rockin' steady
To the beat in my head that goes oh oh oh
I know that she's the only one
I'd rather waste our time together
Yeah, 'cuz we can get down