You think you're really something, think you're the cat's meow
You're just the forty-sixth plastic bitch on this side of town
You think you got what I need, baby I don't need a thing
Yeah I was breakin' hearts before I could walk, girl I'm the fucking king

Acting like you want a puppy dog, some chump to yank around on a chain
Well I cut all the ties that bound and now it's Daddy's turn to play
So truck your cute little ass a couple stools over,
got some drinkin' to get done
I ain't no little puppy I'm the alpha wolf, the devil's only begotten son yeah

Go dance around the playground, find yourself another fool
I'm gonna knock a few back with the pack and shoot a little pool
Whenever I see your face, I lose the taste to drink
You think your shit ain't stinky but baby the truth is you're just shitty, shitty in pink

Acting like you want a puppy dog, some chump to yank around on a chain
Well I cut all the ties that bound and now it's Daddy's turn to play
So truck your cute little ass a couple stools over, got some drinkin' to get done
I ain't no little puppy I'm the alpha wolf, the devil's only begotten son yeah

You're shitty, so shitty