Are you going to bother coming back?
I'd really rather you just let me know
Rather than leave me stood here like a spare prick at a wedding
I can get my duffel coat my dignity my probes and I will go

Saw you there standing with him
Thought maybe it was just a cuddle
Even so please god do not let that be her
Took one look at your cardigan
Your jeans on backwards
Me jaw dropped and I went oh fuck because I knew that it were

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack oh no
Nobody told you
Told me what? no they must have forgot
He's just a friend and it happens all the time
Is that right? in that case everything will be
Just fine

Saw you standing with him
Maybe it was just a cuddle
Even so please god do not let that be her
Took one look at your cardigan, peroxide blonde
My jaw dropped and I went oh fuck because I knew that it were

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack oh no
Nobody told you
Told me what? no they must have forgot
He's just a friend and it happens all the time
Is that right? in that case I guess everything will be just fine