You are a big limousine; I am a compact car
You drive the king and the queen; I can't go very far
I don't' get washed any more

You know the ins and the outs; you are a friend to all
I have my hang-ups and doubts; I never answer my door
No one comes 'round anymore

Oh Malaise, don't hit me today
I ain't countin' nothin' as I watch my chickens lay
If I had a dollar for every time you won
I'd have a million dollars and I'd take it to the sun

You are a grand multi-complex; I am an old schoolyard
You bide your time on a Rolex; I keep my teeth in a jar
Your smile is much prettier by far

Oh Malaise, don't hit me today
I ain't countin' nothin' as I watch my chickens lay
If I had a dollar for every time you won
I'd have a million dollars and I'd take it to the sun
I'd buy myself a Lear jet and I'd fly it to the sun
I'd have a pile of money and I'd climb it to the sun