NARRATOR
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
So without further adieu Silly Songs with Larry

LARRY THE CUCUMBER
The Water Buffalo song
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where do you get them I don't know
But everyone's got a water buffaloooooo
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody's got a

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Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant!
What do you think you are doing?
You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo
When everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
"where's my water buffalo? Why don't i have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!

NARRATOR
This has been Silly Songs with Larry Tune in next time to hear
Larry sing

LARRY
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Your's is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but

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