Look at yourself
Sitting there, at your
Computer, reading this
What kind of pathetic
Life are you
Leading, huh?
I mean, look at yourself
How did you even land
This job? It must be your
Great circle of connections
Or, dear God, it may be
That your the loser
Who created/designed
This whole derned site
And in which case,
I salute you man, cause you have
Bigger balls than me to actually
boast that on the Internet
However, i am probably
Mistaken, and you actually
Like what you
Do for a living
In any case, I just
Thought that you should
Know how pathetic your
Life has become

PS
If youre looking for where you'll
be in five years,
look in the mirror and smile
No, wiat, frown