we should all go bowling have a beer and knock some pins down
don't you all love bowling cos you get to wear those special shoes

but no I'm only going to play a few
this fat guy sport is getting mighty cool

cos I don't know whether or not to kill my self or just go bowling
those are my options it's that or watch TV

I'm no good at bowling in fact I can't even throw the ball real well
But I got this thing for bowling
So grab your ball and let's go

but no I'm only going to play a few
this fat guy sport is getting mighty cool

cos I don't know whether or not to kill my self or just go bowling
those are my options it's that or watch TV

one on one those odds don't take my fancy
but one on ten are odds that I relate to

cos I don't know whether or not to kill my self or just go bowling
those are my options it's that or

cos I don't know whether or not to kill my self or just go bowling
those are my options and that's the end of our song