I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts

I have a poodle named Bobby
He likes to lick the chili
He doesn't run on batteries,
But I wish he was a chimpanzee

I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts

Rosemary is my neighbor
She likes to eat sweet meat
She had a car that's brown and clean
And is also obsolete

I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts
I'm grabbing my nuts

I like to play with Legos
My childhood is a bathos
Would you please let go of my Eggo?
Or I'll kick you in the head-o