Yeah, Due to acne
Due to heavy metal
Due to Fred and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles
New Jersey Exit
Suzy's got the flu
Well, maybe this will clear up her sinuses
She's got nothing better to do

You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(3X)
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!

Daddy comes home
To the kiddie circus
Charlie, get out of that car
Sorry, Daddy got rigor mortis

You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(3X)
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!
(instrumental break)

(What's the use, anyway?)

If something's pretty much dead,
you might as well shoot it
What will this do to car insurance?
How 'bout the family unit?
Seven at a time
Death extravaganza
Little Joe and Hoss
Never did this on Bonanza

You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(3X)
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!

You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(2X)
You're kids are getting gassed