I saw the passing through the royal heir
Keep the bastards down it's all too clear
Destroying the lives of thousands of men
Here is you medal parade it up high, so we can see!

I wanna knighthood! May the medal honour exist
I wanna knighthood! I'm Queen Liddle's best
Put me on the list, I've got to be the upstanding team of Chivalry

Let the peasants feed the starving greed
Want is want, water is the greed
Is there a difference between men and me?
Maybe more honest, 'cause I plead guilty!

I wanna knighthood! May the medal honour exist
I wanna knighthood! I'm Queen Liddle's best
Put me on the list, I've got to be the upstanding team of Chivalry

I wanna knighthood! May the medal honour exist
I wanna knighthood! I'm Queen Liddle's best
Put me on the list, I've got to be the upstanding team of Chivalry