Verse:
All the stuff I swore would never even cross my mind,
Starts to crowd my head as soon as I'm 25
I'm old enough to realize I've got some growin' up to do,
Oh no, but not just yet

I have to get a second job 'cause I don't make enough,
My bank accounts overdrawn and my credit sucks
I'm holding out for paid vacation days and a 401k plan,
But I don't know what that is

Chorus:
I don't ever want to get myself together and act my age,
I don't ever want to get my shit together and act my age

Verse:
Attention span's too short for the radio,
But long enough to make it through a music video
I wanna go back to the days when all the rules were mine to make,
Do over, let's start again

Chorus:
I don't ever want to get myself together and act my age,
I don't ever want to get my shit together and act my age

Bridge:
Why can't we just play pretend?
C'mon I'll be your best friend,
I'll tell you every place I hide
Cover my face but I stare between,
My fingers at the scary scenes
And try to find a chair before the music stops

Chorus:
I don't ever want to get myself together and act my age,
I won't ever show me where it says I have to act my age
I won't ever act my age
I won't ever act my age