"They want me dead in Detroit They want me dead in St Louis They want me dead up in Denver New York, LA, they want me dead They want me dead on the east coast D...

(featuring Anybody Killa) (Bum) Change, please? Christmas change (ABK) Happy holidays y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that fif...

II'd like to uh, if it's cool with Jake and Jack, I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter Because, it's not all good I mean, things aren't a...

Yeah, what's up, man? ICP in this bitch Ya know what I'm saying All you bitches, man Come over to my house And I'ma take ya upstairs And I'ma stick you with my ...

It was like March or April, fuckin' Librafuckin', um, shit [1st Verse-Violent J] Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive I used t...

I live my life in the gutter And this gutter is who I am Take me back home to my gutter And I swear I won't ever leave again! [Violent J] Hey, I'm coming home...

[Shaggy 2 Dope] Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy Cuz I got a crew, bitch A crew like you aint never even known Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone All waite...

In order, for one to metamorphasize, from one's inner self being projected out into The astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another li...

If i was a king all bitchs would blow me Big bag piles of jewels for my homies We would go to war and take everybodys land No clothes alound for female citizens...

If I was a serial killer, they would find all my victims Heads in funky-ass station toilets And if I was a serial killer, I would be strage and deranged And I w...

Come here man check it out You know there laughing at you man Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man And join the carnival man Gangsters bangi...

2:45 and the bell went off, Thank God, Many people think im odd But I talk with no one, And I walk alone,and I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and ...

I'm Violent J I breath toxic fumes and throw my lungs up All over your brand new patten-leather penny loafers You fuck! I'm 2dope I got sick ass sewer sludge s...

Violent J, Shaggy, Insane Clown Posse, baby what From New York to LA From Chile to Greece From New Ghandi to your momma We gives absolutly no fucks Motha fucka ...

Thy Carney: Hurry up, show's startin'! Thy Random Patron: I can't believe they're still having it! I better gey my butt in there right now! Thy Ring Leader: (D...

To all that are receiving this broadcast we are now entering our Thirteenth hour of continuing cloud coverage This ongoing event has been Upgraded to a national...

[Music playing in car] [Guys Talking] [Car Crashes] Voice: Welcome Sir! Guy: Where the fuck am I? Wh-Where am I? Voice: It's not Where you're at! It's where you...

Hello there sir Well I'll tell ya, I've lived around here all my life and I never once noticed this place You need a sign out there or somethin buddy, probably ...

"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like dancin'" "Hold on, suga, I'm fixin' to right now 3,6,4 awright, now come over here, woman, let's get this shindig start...

Welcome to the Dark Carnival The tunnel of love Allow your emotions to run wild Allow your passion to soar freely Welcome to the Tunnel of love (Play backwards ...

Guess whos comin to your big town Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas Guess whos comin to your big town Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas Guess whos comin to your...

(ICP) You should be visited by a dark curacies A curacies called pain and anguish Welcome lades and gatemen step right up and become part of the show Deal wit...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (revers talk) If you listen carefully to this you'll hear what i'm saying (more reverse talk) Welcome to hell Why did you c...

Violent J, yo homeboy I'm packing a punch Knocked out Greg on the mothafucking Brady Bunch For no parareasial that's my attitude Fuck off gold dick I don't rap ...

[Cows mooing and carnival music plays in the background] Here we are This is the calm before the storm We off the track now That means we're heading into Brand...

Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show Its the mistical, magical, great dark carnival Dont bother lookin for parking, get rid of it, it aint like you...

Violent J, Violent J, is that you? I'm on the microphone, so what'cha wanna do? Violent J, Violent J, is that you? A wicked, wicked clown painted just for you I...

Good Schools The learning process I had no education when I was a kid I have no explination for them things that I did I pulled the legs off a dog and rolled ...

Kill Me! Whut! Mutha Facku! Murder Murder! Whut! I can't wait to die! Please Murder my mother fuckin` ass off! Bring It! Cause I`m Goin To Shangri-La Have you ...

Shaggy: The end is coming! Repent now or forever burn! The end of the world is here, The signs are everywhere! IT'S ALLL OVER! Violent J: Holy fuck it's hot ou...

[Violent J] Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha) Boom boom boom Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha) Boom boom boom [Shaggy 2 Dope] Lllladies and gentlemen (Come here) M...

Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!) Boom boom boom Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!) Boom boom boom Lllllady's and gentlemen meet your guardian Your keepers of moralshahaha ...

Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind Joke your mind, joke your mind Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind(now i lay me down to sleep) Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind Joke you...

No man get the fuck away from my store man You make it look bad Get the fuck outta here What the fuck, get the fuck outta here you bum Ain't nobody gonna tell m...

Well you never juggle that junk in the mix I been down the road and I broke a few necks And I'll break a few more so what's up? Road by me, Im gonna hold my nut...

{gun shots, footsteps) death can occur at any time at any givin moment on any other day, and wen it does you personally will meet the wraith,face to facejoin u...

Death can occur at any time At any given moment on any day And when it does You personally will meet The Wraith Face to face Join us for The Wraith's exhibit of...

Violent J: "And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100, 000 mainstream fa...

(I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh Alright we'll talk la...

I'm sweating again I always do I should probably take anotha pill or 2 In the mirror I see the face of Frankenstein And that face is mine I go to work at subway...

I chokenope, nah, hold up Aight, listenFucking go!! I stab you with an umbrella, and then open it! (Nooo!!) Cause I'm sick like a diseased Etheopian!! (That sh...

[Violent J] Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts Eat 'em quick or they soggy and that sucks Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt Still sport...

A little mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to knock down the block to Juggalo Love (Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of horrors You born in...

I'm sick of this bull shit All these bitches thinking they're the fuckin whip just cuz they got a neden Fuck yer neden bitch! That's right an don't call me sexi...

I see you hoes on TV glamorous models super celebrities Roles Royce fine wines and class You need to come down to the hood let me spank (that) ass I want a famo...

Looks like rain Sittin down in my crackhouse, earnin my pay It's the Southwest Jugglette claimin' Del Ray Violent J I'm known by the gang squad and police alike...

[Violent J] You know Jamie Madrox rapped about something like this, only I never really thought about how horrible it really is, laying in a coffin, in the pitc...

Ain't nobody jealous, everybody has they own Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam Lookin' at scrubby with a hottie on his side Lookin' at rich...

Waking up to a little baby crying Mom's yelling cuz pop's got his fists flying It's nine in the morning and he's drunk One day, I feel that I'm gonna shoot that...

[Violent J] I'll ride a fucking pogo stick all over your face With Shaggy on my shoulders adding to the weight We like it like that, fuck you We like it like ...

"Mr Jackson, what are you talking about? Well I've heard about those parties, they're immoral Mr Jackson, I thought you were respectable gentlemen Now, don't gi...

Spittin and cussin you know Im pissed, with these iron braclets on my fuckin wrists, And Im headed for the county, with all of you mother fuckers all around me,...

"Hello, and welcome back to Pillow Talk I hope you're with your bitch Cuz it's time to get cozy with the ICP So wind back with a sparkling glass of Faygo While ...

He He He Oh shit he's here Hi Hi ya doing Is this the right place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a ni...

[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy] [Violent J] I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo! All the kids would always beat m...

Welcome to the Madhouse Here ghost wail and moan Skeletons rattle trying to escape there prisoning coffins (Wicked Shit) Grimlins and skulls gasp a death (ICP T...

[Violent J] In my mind's eye You throw wickedness at me I'm just a toy to you I bring no real joy to you The way I see it You don't want me here no more You wa...

Do another one herethis is my version of Jimmy Buffett's Magaritaville Little different though we had to bring it to the '90s you knowsomewhat It's now called M...

Soopa Villians Super flex, jet super sex, the Boogie Man bustin the bazooka necksm get wet the Soopa Villians clock super checks, the Juggalo in me will break t...

Meat Cleaver" Yeah (What's that) Myzery(Word up) Twiztid(Yeah) And the Insane Clown Posse(Know what I'm sayin?) Forming a 50 foot Voltron on your ass Your worst...

Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face It's telling me I don't belong with the human race He's askin me to join him, in eternal sleep I give him my soul, m...

If magic is all we've ever know Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've seen miracles in every way And I see miracles everyday Oceans spanning beyon...

[Violent J] This is for mom Miss Linda Harwood Miss Cathy Hill This is for you I respect my mother With every step I take She was there for my first step In t...

I'm kind of fat and I sweat a lot But that's the only bad quirky dinks I got That and maybe the whole murdering aspect But we really ain't even got to that yet ...

[Violent J] Sitting in the class with my head on the desk Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in lov...

"ShhhHello class, I'm Mr Felcher, Mr Johson is out today with a virus, So I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon Before we get started, let me say this:...

Um well J that was an interesting Halloween Story Um anybody else have another Halloween story they'de like to share with the class? I have another one Well you...

Going trick or treating in my murder cloak Going trick or treating in my murder cloak Halloween [Shaggy 2 dope] I woke up and don't remember falling asleep I ...

[Violent J] What can I say, man, I hit him with the brick Killed the little prick, him and his chick Tried to be slick but you ain't slinky You're brinky, you'...

[Legs Diamond] Legs Diamond in the house And we sendin clown love out to Above the Law [Violent J] When I sit there and right the shit for the mic I hold I m...

Murder, Murder, MurMurder Murder Murder, Murder, MurMurder Murder First I plan my escape Nothing on papes and leave the scene without a trace I'm lookin' dead i...

I Love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will le...

[Violent J] Rich boy's in trouble Car broke down on a drive through the ghetto All the weird people, you gotta get the fuck out Need to use the phone, step int...

I don't know She ain't even looking that good (kinda fat) Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could (kinda fat like that) It's just sumpthin bout the wa...

My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all My bitch don't blink, she don't even think About money or fuckin mall My kind of bitch d...

First I was born young and healthy I told my mother one day I'd be wealthy Can't forget my first day at school Got stabbed in the head with a pencil, but it's c...

Shit, I can't fucking take this All this fucking pressure, I'm dying Make me go motherfucking crazy I got all these motherfuckers Every where I go They gonna co...

What the hell's a ninja? (ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka') It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization Its origins ar...

Nobody move Nobody get Hurt I be waiting at the light I be waiting at the light i got 8 seconds or less To decide if imma walk or ride I slide up and put the ba...

[Violent J] Straight out of Warren, bitch you a joke Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke With your silly ass pretty boy rap Be muggin and thuggin sitt...

Nowadays everybody wanna talk But nothing comes out When they move the lips Its just a bunch of jibberish And motherfuckers act like Eminem aint' gay Everybody ...

Man I love you guys Man shut the fuck up man Why you always gotta ruin the moment? Man fuck you AINT NUTTIN HERE LEFT FOR ME SO I'M OUT THIS BITCH FUCK STAYIN' ...

[Violent J] I battle samurais, they fight like little bitches to me Ive murdered everybody i need some switches for me Take me some place nobody ever knew exis...

"Start the movie" "I loved the old man He had never wronged me He had never given me insult For his gold I had no desire I think it was his eye Yes, it was thi...

If I licked your pussy Would you suck my dick? I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks Pull your panties to the side, so I can dig you out Cause I...

"Brand new Esham from the Eastside of the galaxy" (Esham) I met this little girlie Her pussy hairs was curly The way that bitch sucked off my dick I busted my n...

(Esham) The red of blood I seen it come in 25 shades Just your ordinary average homicide days Long ago a homie told me, yo that crime pays No I'm in the hot pur...

Let me off the Terror Wheel Shut up bitch Looks like it's nighty night time Only some of you won't be waking up Ahahahaha! As for the rest of you Sit back, put ...

"The wicked clowns and Bushwick Bill are lost in space" (Violent J) The car broke down and she was like "Honey, get the flash light" Still one in the dash right...

[barking] Pain is sexual And I'm horny, I'm horny, horny [Violent J:] I jump in the mosh pit, but I'm alone Between 4 trees I get it on My brain is hemorrhaging...

Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side We in the limo drunk In the back ...

"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the Imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to Compare to the mansions above Won'...

Ladies and gentlemen The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh your friend and mine Bink Chipperwink (Applause) Hello everybody I'm Bink Chipperwink And this is ...

"Come and get it! Woo! We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch! So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherfucker!" ...

Once upon a time there were three little pigs Who went out into the big world To build thier homes and seek thier fortunes The first little piggy, his house is...

[Children laughing, Toy cranks up] Hey [x54] [1st Verse - Violent J] Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box You might play with me at first...

I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em What up dawg, what you been up to Oh yeah, well that's cool...

Insane Clown Posse! ICP! about to take you way back! way back that is, to Vernor! Posse, Up! Me and Shaggy 2 Dope in the home away from home In the black bucke...

Won't you be my prom queen? (another morning) Won't you be my prom queen? Everybody has a real good time Won't you be my prom queen? (must take for my senior p...

The ghettos of America are breeding grounds For the criminal minded As for years they have killed one another of And America has enjoyed it's creation But now t...