My other half wants to run away with me
It's too hot and too fast
If you tell him once just let it be
We don't want love, no love

And this ain't real like the ghost on the sea
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And this ain't real like the ghost on the sea
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And this ain't real, and this ain't real
And this ain't real like the ghost on the sea

If our emotions get to heavy to carry
All too hot and too fast
They won't know and we won't be sorry
We don't want love, no love

And this ain't real like the girls on TV
Shut up and smile as you just got into me
And this ain't real like those girls on TV
Shut up and smile as you just got into me
And this ain't real, and this ain't real
And this ain't real like those girls on TV

Tick tick, do that trick trick
Tick tick, now you're sick
Hide in the closet, we kiss
Neither of us feeling this

And this ain't real like the girls on TV
Shut up and smile as you just got into me
And this ain't real like those girls on TV
Shut up and smile as you just got into me
And this ain't real, and this ain't real
This ain't real like those girls on TV