There was no conspiracy
It was all for anarchy
The President,
don't mean shit to me
One less Kennedy

I Shot JFK
Pulled the trigger,
Blew him away
I Shot JFK
Sorry, Jackie
It had to be that way

Imagine there're no hippies
You can do it if you try
The world don't need another naked guy
Someone had to die

I shot John Lennon today
Pulled the trigger,
and blew him away
I shot John Lennon today
Sorry, Yoko
It had to be this way

(Instrumental Break)

Happiness is stupid
I'm anti-positive
I just ran out of reasons to live
Something had to give

One more suicide
The world laughed,
when I died
One more suicide
Sorry Mom,
I hope you're satisfied