Feel like a slob who lives for the day,
When a winning ticket pay is made
Caught with my butt hanging out of my pants
Waiting for some kind of lucky chance
But nothing ever comes to those who wait
That's why I'm wasting away in front of that empty plate
I say, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger, today"

I look out of the window from my bed
I weigh all my options, but not one comes out ahead
You'd think there'd be something
Oh, I'll take anything

I look up to the heavens and over at the phone
Most of what I had is gone,
But I still got my TV,
It makes me feel I'm not alone
I say, "Nothing's good and nothing's bad
Everything's just kinda' sad
I kinda' hope for an accident,
So I can go to sleep"

I look at all my buddies and what's left of the family
They're not what I wanna' be
Not whom I wanna' see
You'd think there'd be something
Oh, I'll take anything

Wasn't always this way
I used to know how to use the day
Maybe I can shake this funk
And get out before I'm sunk

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

You'd think there'd be something,
Oh, I'll take anything