Been 5 days in the haunted house
Can't find my way, way on out

Faces in the windows
Bodies behind the doors
Pleas of help are scribbled
In the dust on the floor

Whoa oh oh
HAHA!
Terror in the haunted house

There's laughter in the rafters
Fingers gliding down the wall
There's ghost's pulling heavy, heavy
Chains down the hall

There's ghouls outside
With their midnite suprise
While this old Victorian house
Well, she seeks my demise

Whoa oh oh
HAHA!
Terror in the haunted house

Been 10 days in this haunted house
Still can't find my way, way on out
Candles on the mantle
Start to light from behind
While the voices in my head
Rub my sanity blind

Whoa oh oh
HAHA!
Terror in the haunted house

Never gonna see the light
Break through
These bolted doors

(You know the old gag
That's all there is to life
Just a little laugh
Just a little tear)