Nah she don't do blow
But she'll come to your show
And she's generally pretty tame
But If someone yells take it off It's Elaine Elaine!

Oh that lady from Peru
So cool to sit beside
Always says hello
Oh I didn't want to ever let her go
But in love my hearts a fool
It doesn't know what's good for me
Know what's good for you
Leaves us crying now boo hoo

Oh oh oh Blizzack
Jay Shooty what is with him?
When he says what's your rhythm?
Oh won't you sing me name?
Elaine Elaine!

How about the pub for lunch?
How about a big chicken crunch?
When you work it ain't the same
Corner table please Elaine Elaine!

Oh that lady from Peru
So cool to sit beside always says hello
Oh I didn't want to ever let her go
But in love my hearts a fool
It doesn't know what's good for me
Know what's good for you
Leaves us crying now boo hoo

Do you fancy some grub?
From the Library Pub?
Without you things ain't the same
Come on Elaine Elaine!
What about lunch?
No pain no gain Elaine Elaine!
Elaine Elaine! Elaine Elaine!