Move to the light as he was told
Afterlife low and behold
The bars to gates you'll never pass or visit
Never dwell, sucked out of paradise to hell

And we'll have to make the best of this abyss of fire and heat
This endless party laced with thieves and thugs
And dead rockstars to meet

And we'll have to make the best of this abyss of fire and heat
We will live for sin and evil
We will thrive upon deceit

After a life of lies down he'll fall
To find out hell's not so bad at all
The drinks are free, the girls easy
Gluttony is next to law
Your conscience is your only flaw

Hendrix plays most every night
(I've got my pass)
And Nowell jams in fiery light
(I've got my pass)
The gangs all here with tales to tell
(My soul to sell)
So fuck your life, see you in hell!
Fuck your life, see you in hell!