Wanda:
I was lost
Till he found me
And although he confounds me
By his crown
Is where I know I should be
Yes, I know he's a moron
With a brain made of boron
And yet, I'm drawn to him magically
And through every moment of turmoil
And moment of pain
Through all of our misadventures
One thing remains
Facing pixies, bullies, and jarheads
I'll never be blue
As long as I'm floating
With you

Cosmo:
I saw her and no other
I still lived with my mother
When I spotted her swirly pink hair
Though my shoes smell like tar pits
And I don't wash my armpits
I like monkeys too much,
But I know she doesn't care
And I know that I'm forgetful
I know I'm dim
And even though I've just eaten
I know I'll swim
I know that it doesn't matter
If I can't count to two
As long as I'm floating
With you

Both:
Even though we're in deep here
And they might make us sleep here
Here with you, dear, is
Where we both make our stand

Wanda:
I am braced for attack and

Cosmo:
Knowing she has my back and

Both:
All I need is your hand
In my hand
Wanda:
Baby, I know
I can be nagging

Cosmo:
I know you're naggy too

Wanda:
I know that I'm demanding

Cosmo:
(Oh, man is that true) But one thing I'm understanding

Both:
No matter what we go through
I'd rather go through it
I know I'll get through it
If I'm floating through it
With you