Hey, gurl! Your backyard's tight, as runways go But I landed fine
Allow me to introduce myself I'm from that star there

Don't go calling the Police Don't shriek & run & hide
I only come in Peace, inviting you inside my Schizoid Astroplane

Step inside my Schizoid Astroplane

Hey, gurl! I watched you from beyond the clouds
And my cockpit dials took me straight here
(Prob'ly should get that fixed) Take it as a sign

Look, if I can't satisfy, I'll get you back by dawn
But if you never try, you'll regret it when I'm gone

Step inside my Schizoid Astroplane

Hey! Flight attendants hold the cabin doors! Gurl,
Check out the plus-size carpeting!
Sorry, no seats left Hope this bed will do!

Captain's singing "Westward Ho!"
We've got the amps on ten, and the sunrise in tow!
Your future's where we've been!

Step inside my Schizoid Astroplane
Step inside Come in Come in my plane
It's such a ride, come in my astroplane