I was having a good sleep
In my car
In the parking lot of the
Showboat Casino Hotel

I say, "I remember you
You drive like a PTA mother"
You brought me draft beer
In a plastic cup

I'm feeling thankful
For the small things today
I'm feeling thankful
For the small things today

Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
And to you

Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
And to you, ah

I'm feeling thankful
For the small things today
I'm feeling thankful
For the small things today

I remember you
I crashed your wedding
With some orange crepe paper
And some Halloween candy

A sometimes
I wish I were Catholic, I don't know why
I guess I'm happy to see your face
At a time like this

Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
And to you, ah

Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
And to you, ah

Happy birthday baby, to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me