Here's a health to the ladies I freely confess
For grace and sweet charm they are doubly blessed
Their beauty and wit never fails to impress
And they tend tae look grand in a state of undress

Here's a health to the ladies when honest men speak
They gratefully concede they are in defeat
When it comes to decisions just don't let them speak
The weaker sex is not quite so weak

Here's a health to the ladies I must be unkind
As here in my old age, I wish myself blind
In matters of choice, one is likely to find
The fair sex is constantly changing their mind

Here's a health to the ladies their charms unsurpassed
In seeking their pleasures I've never been last
The medium are rare, the young ones are class
And the old ones unable to run quite so fast