There's a castle in the woods
Selling most unusual goods
To lovers beyond mediocraty
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy
There's a servant in the hall
Who will lead you through it all
To a stage of solid hypocrisy
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy
The erotic, neurotic aristocracy
There's a master so divine
She will make your body shine
Neglecting the rules of democracy
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy
The erotic, neurotic aristocracy