Beware, beware, there's trouble in the air
A funny-looking bird is dropping presents everywhere,
Oh you better beware, beware It's useless to resist
You'd better have a care, maybe you're on his list!

He'll fly along in the stratosphere and do a loop the loop!
And make a perfect landing right on your front stoop!

Look out for Mister Stork, that persevering chap,
He'll come along and drop a bundle in your lap
You may be poor or rich, it doesn't matter which
Millionaires may get theirs like the butcher and the baker
So look out for Mister Stork, he's got you on his list,
And when he comes around, it's useless to resist
Remember those quintuplets and the woman in the shoe,
Maybe he's got his eye on you!