You've been warned by the media, warned by your friends
That the new shit's gonna be reeling it in
So you step in, hair face image into place
All that's left to do is make some crazy waves
Get the raves, get the fan base, get yourself connected
You need all the help you can to get respected
Cause it's hard enough if you do your own thing
But if you jump the wagon you gotta run to get in

I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right here
This is the next best thing this is the new frontier

It's the new style, do it while it's hot
Get your 15 minutes in
Before it gets down
So hurry up, hurry up
And catch that fame
But never forget: You gotta play the game

Now you got the basics, you might need some tunes
See what works, what gets you 'in', what will make you cool
And use that pile it on, but try to keep them fooled
Get a gimmick that's your own and some in-house tools
Keep it tight in the studio, cheat if you must, who cares?
That your show is hardly up to snuff
As long as you act rough and got good gear,
It's not like you'll be around next year

I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right here
This is the next best thing this is the new frontier

It's the new style
Get rich quick but whatever you do:
Don't – do – THIS!

You'll try
AND YOU'LL FAIL
Just smooth it up for airPLAY
Chart, HITS
Do it and we and you'll fly
We can't have this loud SHIT
On any show NOW
It really would HELP
IF YOU EASED UP
To wild, don't you want to
Make…some…CASH?