When I saw her it was love at first sight
Her hair was blonde and her jeans were tight
So how about tonight?
She said she didn't know too much about me
Or my dating history
She said no, and she's sorry

Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
I've waited oh so long
And I'm thinking something's wrong

So I decided to one day go and drop by
To feel her up and just say hi
So how about tonight?
She gave me the same no as before
Don't understand it anymore
Her father showed me the door

Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
I've waited oh so long
And I'm thinking something's wrong

Adam: Do you think she'll wanna go?
Josh: Truthfully no!
Adam: I hear she's on the rag
Josh: What a drag!
Adam: She said she's grounded
Josh/Ben: Dude, I doubt it
Adam: On top of that she's sick
Josh: BULLSHIT!

Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
I've waited oh so long
Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
Why can't you go out with me?
I've waited oh so long
I've waited oh so long
And that's the end of this song