Im a gay dad
Yes I am
Im a gay dad
Yes I am

Im the gayest dad of all
Oh yes oh yes I sure am
Im the gayest dad of all
Oh yes oh yes I sure am

Do me up the butt
Do me down my throat
Do me to the left
Do me to the right
Do the hokie pokie
And shake it all about

Im a gay dad
Yes I am
Im a gay dad
Yes I am

Im the gayest dad of all
Oh yes oh yes I sure am
Im the gayest dad of all
Oh yes oh yes I sure am

Don't forget who I am
Gay dad gay dad gay dad
Remember who the hell I am
Gay dad gay dad gay dad
Im just so gay you can't imagine
I felch my son and he felches me

Im a gay dad
Yes I am
Im a gay dad
Yes I am

Im the gayest dad of all
Oh yes oh yes I sure am
Im the gayest dad of all
Oh yes oh yes I sure am

Dude wats wrong with being gay
Nothing absolutely nothing, wat do you say
I say Im gay!
Yes gay!
Gay!
Gay!