Well I swear, I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend
Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing
And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her
No I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

George, I know I didn't hear you
Tell that blound that you weren't married
I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring, neither did I
And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife
And tell her that you were working
No, I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight
No, don't forget Ray, I was down in Atlanta, sure you were
And I was workin' late
Yeah, you know, it's always good to see you George
It's good to see you too
But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

--- Instrumental ---

Hey Ray, by the way, did you leave that hundred bucks you owe me
I don't know what you're talkin' about George
Well, I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game
No, I don't, but you know, if I had seen you
I certainly would've paid ya
But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight
Don't forget I was down in Atlanta
And don't you forget I was working late
But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

I didn't see you, and I didn't see you,
And we didn't see a thing