[W: Weikie]
[J: Johnny (Interviewer)]
[J:] Hello I'm Johnny and I thought we were going to do the
interview at your place
[W:] Well, hello there Well, actually this is my place Now just
come in and let's sit down over there
[J:] Yeah but weren't we going to do photographs as well?
[W:] You mean uh well what's the big deal? Let's just go for it
[J:] Well, it's just that it's a bit bloody smokey in here I can't see
a thing
[W:] Oh, alright we can open a window We might get rid of the
smell as well I guess
[J:] Ah, hey your English is coming along pretty good Its not
bad
[W:] Oh, oh yeah thank you, thanks But I know much people
say that
[J:] Ah, um, Is this me? Can we get started now or are we just
gonna fuckin keep talking like this?
[W:] Right but please, before, let me play a little piece to you
It's a new track I wrote It's inspired by Kiss you know You
know Kiss? They got that track called "Rock'n Roll All Night"
and so I thought I'd do one called "Rock 'n' Roll All Day" Am
I not ingeniously?
[J:] Well I suppose so but don't you think we should get
[W:] You know I thought it could become real smashing hit I
think it's great! Hey come over here and I'll play it to you
[J:] No, listen, listen a minute, listen would you like to get
[W:] No wait listen, this is the intro Now that's the intro Now
you listen Ha ha
[W:] Oh, I sung it, I sung it my own cause it's more original Great
huh?
[J:] No, no, no, no, It's quite interesting but come on
[W:] Oh wait, just listen
[J:] Urghh!
[W:] Cool!
[J:] Yes Michael but don't you think we have to
[W:] Wait, here comes to the chorus coming right up This as
we say in German will be a milestone in Gemman rock history
Here the chorus There, there it goes
[J:] Michael! Michael! I'm sorry but it s not really
[W:] What what OK Stop!
[J:] Michael, Michael don't you think we should um
[W:] Oh wait wait, wait, wait I'll wind it a bit ahead you know,
and I'll play you the solo part and because it's the best solo I
ever played, you know
[J:] Jesus, God damn it! I really don't think that we have the time
to do this
[W:] Um, OK, OK You will hear it anyway, a thousand times
when its a, when it s a hit! You'll, You'll hear it on every radio
station and on video! Well how do you like it, it's a great track
isn it and I like the Iyrics 'cause I wrote them and they're quite
rock 'n roll huh?
[J:] Well actually Michael, I'm really sorry but I don't really like
it It's not really
[W:] Well, maybe you didn't listen properly I could maybe
change the lyrics here or there, but it s really Kiss!
[J:] No, No
[W:] Listen, I'll play it to you once more and then you'll admit
that it's really No?
[J:] No, Not at all Just look I don't care how many times you
play this crap to me, it still sucks!
[W:] Oh?
[J:] And anyway, I mean, oh Jesus, I'm gonna go away and
interview Roland I mean, Jesus, what a bunch of fuckin'
bullocks
[J:] What a fuckin' bunch of bullocks!
[W:] Um, well so, what's wrong with him? Maybe next time I
should do it with someone from Kerrang