Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?

I wanna boy with juicy lips
Who doesn't care I don't have tits
I wanna boy like me but hotter
To eat me out like Jeffrey Dahlmer
Straight Boys I must confess
Wanna get under my dress
Give me a kiss kiss
Give me a fist fist

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

I wanna boy who takes the blame
Puttin' Ron Jeremey to shame
I wanna boy under my sheets,
With pink stained boxer briefs
They don't have to tell their friends

They're getting it from both ends
Na na na, na na na na

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Fuck Me Now

You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Leaving credit cards in my ass crack
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Look under my bed cuz I can't keep track

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac

Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
Jeffree Star, egomaniac

Hahaha