Heh, heh, heh, Mr Hire
I'll never [get/catch] a boy with you
In all my life I've never seen a sight of you

Heh, heh, heh, Mr Hire
So meetin' you would be ever so nice
You know me so well
And I'm lookin' for a little advice

Tell me what to do?
And I will do what you tell me to do
I'll do it too, how blue I'll be not to

Tell me what to do?
And I will do what you tell me to do
I'll do it too, how blue I'll be not to

Heh, hey, hey, Mr Hire
I'll never get your point of view
In all my life I've never seen a sight of you

Heh, heh, heh, Mr Hire
So meetin' you would be ever so nice
You know me so well
And I'm lookin' for a little advice

Tell me what to do?
And I will do what you tell me to do
I'll do it too, how blue I'll be not to

Tell me what to do?
And I will do what you tell me to do
I'll do it too, how blue I'll be not to