You can"Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car
Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark
Deliver a baby in a taxi cab
Survive a poisonous snake attack
Jump from a moving car, break down a door
Ecsape from killer bees" and so much more

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns of theWORST!"

"Caution: Book will explode if scanned"
Luckily, i bet the next edition will tell
How to survive when a book explodes

You can"Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open
Identify a bomb, take a punch!
Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight
Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite
Leap from a motorcycle to a car
Wrestle free from an alligator"

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns of theWORST!"