Tank top, love handles
Tube socks, Jesus sandals
Cheap blender, ice bucket
Raw oysters, yeah, gimme one and shuck it

Holds up a frozen orange daiquiri
And laughs, "Here's to the boys at the factory

"And no more buildin' transmissions"
He's goin' deep sea fishin'
Catch a marlin, catch a tan
Catch a local cover band
Hey, you gotta watch that man
He'll go coastal on ya

Silver hair, silver Buick
Winter's comin', better move it
Southbound 'fore they get snowed under
Call the kids, tell 'em "See ya next summer"

No more freezin' their tails off
It's cataracts sunglasses and a round of golf
Red skin, green plaid
Margarita, dog track
Before you know it, Mom and Dad
They'll go coastal on ya

Sounds so good, got me thinkin'
What do y'all say after I'm done singin'

We just take a little getaway
Cruise it down the A1A
Florabama to The Keys
Better keep your eye on me
I'll go coastal on ya

I'll go coastal on ya
Yea-yeah