Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace
Gone baddy, running from the county police
Well, I hope you get well soon

Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs Ellerman's cat meow!
Well I hope you get well soon

If I were a registered psychiatrist,
We could be together for all time
It's a shame you're on the lam,
But I don't really give a damn
That you used a stolen taser on that unsuspecting mime

Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills
Well I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
Soon