Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad?
When exactly did you get so hip?
Wearing teenage clothes, your always coming to my shows,
Telling me that I should mellow out!
Its absurd, your singing every word
Things I like your not supposed to understand,
Bands I like your not supposed to watch
So please put down that rum and coke, thats no behaviour for old folks, I thought the apple fell down from the tree
Dad and mom, what planet are you from?
And what convinced you to pack up and leave?
What's the matter with parents today?

Mom and dad, I think you ought,
To quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my friends
Laying around on the couch
With my misfits records out,
Softly banging their heads