Hey! hey! heroes of stayaway fiction
What's the point of leaving home when you own it?
What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit
That these kids can't even feed themselves?

Hey! hey! legends of make your mind up
What's the point of losing weight if it won't lose you?
Born in cardiff, raised by wolves and died on his fucking arse

Anyway, she did her best
Her best wasn't good enough

Hey! hey! heroes of stayaway fiction
What's the point of leaving home when you own it?
What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit
That these kids can't even feed themselves?

Hey! hey! legends of make your mind up
What's the point of losing weight if it won't lose you?
Born in cardiff, raised by wolves and died on his fucking arse

Anyway, she did her best
Her best wasn't good enough

But you should be ashamed, seamus
You should be appalled, seamus
You should be abridged, seamus
Yeah you should be culled