We took the crowd,
You were drunk and I was loud
We pulled a fast one zigzagging around
Made our way
To a table straight away
And if you're able…

Baby, bet everything
You're going to lose
But believe it or not you'll be highly amused

'Cause what's it worth anyway?
It's just another broken part
Give 'em your artificial heart

Pass the hat;
Chalk up a real debt Fancy that!
I fucking called it!
Now we're on a roll
Lose some more
Show him it's worth dying for
And play your favorite

Baby bet everything
You're going to lose
But believe it or not you'll be highly amused

'Cause what's it worth anyway?
It's just another broken part
Give 'em your artificial heart

Punched the floor
And through the door
And baby, may I just say on a side note
Nothing's changed
(Just rearranged
For you to fix
You're awesome at it)

But these tricks
Are just theatrics
Wearing your battery out

So splash your face
And put on that gown
It's a race and I'm heading back down

Baby, bet everything
You're going to lose
But believe it or not you'll be highly amused

Because what's it worth anyway?
It's just another broken part
And I just can't get the thing to start
Here is my artificial heart