Seen him there he'll have your guts for garters,
Don't care where you come from,
He always finishes just what he started,
I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole,

Hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight,
Hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite,

The streets are lined with residential rude boys,
A gang of forty or more,
I got this feeling like I'm stuck in a time warp,
And it's been programmed for 1994,

Hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight, (lock your doors up)
Hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite,

But now it's all ok, we don't have to go back again,
Get on the motorway, we'll be back in by quarter past ten,
And you can do the can can the hokey kokey, and karoke too
The opposite of foward, I glad that we came just to say that we witnessed the view,

Hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight,
Hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite