You say you've got to go home
'cos he's sitting on his own again this evening
And I know you're gonna let him bore your pants off again
Oh God, it's half past eight
you'll be late Oh and you say you're not sure
though it makes good sense for you to live together
Still you bought a toy to reach the places he never goes
and now it's getting late
He's so straight
Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
but you know that we've changed so much since then,
oh yeah, we've grown
Now I don't care what you're doing,
no I don't care if you screw him
just as long as you save a piece for me,
oh yeah now,
You say you've got to go home
Well at least there's someone there that you can talk to
and you'll never have to face up to a night on your own
Jesus, it must be great to be straight
Do you remember the first time